Tiptoe....~|PH!Freddy+BB x Reader (Crack #2)

Here's an idea: Drink (whatever drink you currently have) every time the word "phantom" is said. xD
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You put down the camera for a few moments only to see Phantom Freddy sneaking by the window
"Bruh...don't come in here. You best not come in here with dem Jordans or Imma cut that other phantom ear off!!" You hissed, hiding behind the monitor.

Suddenly, Phantom BB's face came on the monitor and he appeared in your office. "Shiiiit!!" But instead of screaming at you, he had a phantom ukulele in his hand. Freddy stopped his phantom strut and peered in to see what was going to happen.

"Uhhhhh, Balloon Boy..what are y-"

♫♪"Tiptoe~
Through the window, by the window~
That is where I'll be~
Come tiptoe through the tulips~ With meeeeee~
OOOOOHHHHH~~!!"♪♪

"Heuheuheu~"


Springtrap appeared next to Phantom Freddy, ready to scurry to the next hallway over. His ears perked at how beautiful the melody was and sang along in his graceful singing voice.

♪♪"Tiptoe~
From the garden, by the garden~
To the willow tree~
Come tiptoe, through the tulips~
With meeeeee~♪♪-

*WHACK*

Freddy knocked out Springtrap with his phantom microphone of death and teleported into the room. Instead of spooking you, he snatched the phantom ukulele from BB.

*CRACK*

"I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT, SON!" He barked, tossing the phantom instrument into the box of spare parts. BB then burst into phantom tears. 
"Waaaaaahhhh!! WHAH DOES EVERYONE HATE MEEEEEE??!" And he vanished into thin air. Phantom Foxy then appeared beside the box.

"Balloon Boy: Hated by all s'nce 1987."

When you blinked, he was gone, too.

You sat there confuzzled on what the hell just happened. "Uhhhhhhhh thanks-?" Phantom Freddy turned to you. "Don't mention it, milady," he said whilst patting your head with his phantom paw, "after all: I am simply one hell of a Phantom." And he disappeared as well.







Then of course you get vent, audio, and camera errors.



















And the whole damn time Phantom Chica was licking the arcade screen with her phantom tongue while she dreams of pizza.


"......okay that's hawt~".

DE END.